Good morning world!!! So??? How many times did you get married before the age of 40???

Mine was 6!!!! 6 Times I did the walk down the asile so to speak and said, “I DO”!!!!!

Crazy huh???

Now why the write… Took me a few just to find the pictures and I never had any pictures of #5… That lasted less than a year and it was good riddance…

I don’t have relationship advice… I find most times, people don’t listen to their instincts and make choices and mistakes and if we don’t learn from them… Like I did 5 times… well you either learn or you don’t… Each relationship had it’s good and bad parts….

When I moved to Okanogan county to work at the USDA office… I was married, that was #5 and it didn’t take me long, to get rid of #5…

I had to fight for 4 of my 5 divorces… Don’t ask me why they wanted to stay in it when I offered nothing in return… It was and always will be a learning experience for me… Obviously one I took to heart, because Homer and I celebrated 32 years last month… Well we smoked a big bowl and had a homemade steak dinner… More fun at home…

I am not a relationship counselor but one time a friend I once knew, said her hubby kept bugging her for sex at night… She asked me what to do, and I guess, because I had been married 4 times by then I was an expert??? Yea, maybe I know a little bit more about men than some…

My adivce to her… Go after his ass every night and have sex… Once that wears off, he will beg to sleep and it worked… I used that tactic ever since I had a lover…

As for marriage… It is old fashioned and out dated…

Anymore, women are capable of making a living just like any man and we don’t need that male drama or testosterone around our abodes anymore…

I think about that now, as Homer’s dementia progress’s and he knows… If he gives up the ghost on me… I am done… No more marriages… Liz Taylor I am not…

Do I recommend marriage??? No… It isn’t necessary, it is a old fashioned religious bull shit that man made up so he could own that vagina and that’s a fact, so don’t waste time arguing… Trump is a master at owning and murdering vaginas…. Just keeping it real…

I think, if you care about someone, like Goldie Hawn, then why marry… Either you are going to stick it out or you were always going to walk… Just depends on how hard it gets and how big of a pussy you are… Easy peasy…

That’s what is nice about Homer and I… I tell it like it is and he knows… No games, no bullshit, just straight up truth and he didn’t like that at one time and left, but that lasted only a few hours and ever since, that 20 year ago event… Yea, he won’t be leaving alive… We both know that…

So if you want advice on relationships??? Try them out for size and what makes you uneasy and uncomfortable, then move on until you find the fit for you…

Homer asked me one time at the bar, what I wanted from him…

Dead pan face I said… “Your last name”… It’s one I haven’t had… That was 32 years ago… Who knew…

I remember…

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